Because we hate them, we have to kill them. They deserve to die anyway. For invading our space and plopping their own asses down on our stuff and food as they own them. We are not just talking about bed bugs, this includes ALL the insects out there for daring us like this. If we are ever the exterminator in this situation, we would be going God of War of them and annihilate them all. That being said, we should probably become a bed bug exterminator in Toronto.
When we live in a place we deem home, we do not want something like a rat or anything of the same kind to live with us. In fact, we would want to erase that and pretend it did not even exist, right? So what is the next best thing we need doing if we cannot do it ourselves?
And since we are kind of a little war hungry for these stupid things, we might as well make this exterminator thing a profession or something. We could at least earn a quick buck for killing these things. And besides, it is slightly satisfying to watching them die like the trash that they are.
We could probably be cheap with good quality work. We would endorse ourselves as happy extinguishing all your unwelcome guests. Because we really would be. Nothing beats burning all of them to death and watching them squirm as if they still had hope.
Ha, how amusing, they never had any hope the moment they started messing with us. As an exterminator, w would have to take our job really seriously. Getting paid to kill is fun and all but we should not be getting ahead of ourselves because the people hiring us would probably be watching us anxiously.
It IS their home. What would they feel and think if they see this weird strange claiming to be an exterminator suddenly laugh while toasting the cretins? Not only would they not pay us, but they would also probably call the cops or something. What?
Could we not have some type of fun while doing our jobs? As fun as this is, if you keep doing it for years, it DOES get pretty dull, you know? And why not go the mile? How about if you also wanted someone to handle small animals as well as insects and rodents?
Like those stupid squirrels that keep on getting into the house and stealing our food like they thought they just could. Cocky pests. No more infestations of any kind and certainly no more smells coming from said infestation. Be it rats, bats or bugs they will get rid of those for you.
Assuming we do not die of the poison we could possibly get from being too spray happy, we could also kill some other form of uninvited guests for you. Just as long as it is not anything illegal, we could kill it. Although it is kind of weird to say that. Wanting to kill LEGALLY? Yeah, rolls off the tongue, does it not?